Imagine a frozen Jesus Christ

Lying in a tank

While we all pray to him

For our sins

Frozen Jesus lives forever

Like a real God ever does

But he’s the coolest king

Of creation and all

The pope kneels in front of our saviour

Who looks at him

From his cool container

Amidst the frost

Frozen Jesus reigns from cryonics heaven

Full of vitrification liquid

Ready to come back on Judgment day

And expiate our sins

From his future kingdom

Achieved with the highest technology

Of the far away future

Doing justice to our saviour

Praise our frozen Lord

Let’s hope his future realm

Brings peace and harmony

To our imaginary world