Glow In The Dark Power Symbol !

Available In Longsleeves as well!

You may not always notice it, but this is the International Symbol For Power. What kind of power? Usually the electron current variety. But, since most things in life have more than one meaning, go nuts! This can also be the International Symbol For Your Power Trip, or even your Power Bar. How about the International Symbol For Your Power In Bed? Get creative and become instantly more powerful with the ThinkGeek Power Symbol Tee!

Get one of these shirts, get on a starship, and go out to the furthest accretion of 'empty space' (believe us, it's quite possible) and have a few martinis while you enjoy the glow of your own power. Now snap out of it and get back to studying for that calculus test before the rave on Saturday...

Your Choice of short or long-sleeved black heavyweight shirts with the power symbol on the front printed in Glow In The Dark Ink. Get your rave on....

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OMG! I'm 4LL gR0w|\| uP!

It is the natual evolution of things. We wreak havoc as kids, we grow up, get jobs (hopefully) and sometimes have kids of our own and complete the cycle to adulthood. Ok well maybe not the adult part. We all like to play with gadgets and toys, whether we're 8 or 80, otherwise we wouldn't be here, would we? But for those lucky ones who have the joy of a rugrat or two following in your footsteps, you've got something to be proud of for once. For the tech-savvy dad, the Binary Dad t-shirt is a perfect gift for Father's Day.

100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in very dad-friendly blue with "DAD" in binary printed on the front in white.

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Who Knew?

What's the ultimate end game for modern society's rampant consumerism and dangerous population growth trends? Three words. Soylent Green Biscuits. Discuss.

Kelly Green 100% cotton heavyweight tshirt with the phrase 'Soylent Green Is People' written in a retro-seventies style on the front. Beneath this phrase are several humanoids falling into the deep abyss of the shirt - about to become people biscuits. Yumm. If you haven't seen the movie, add it to your Netflix queue already.

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To Label Me Is To Negate Me

At least that's what Wittgenstein thought. But what do philosophers know? Very little in relating to the real world it turns out. But then what is real? The spoon? Thoughts? 42? That's why they invented books. Go read them and decide for yourself. We are just trying to describe a t-shirt here. Jeez.

'geek.' - you either are or aren't. Be proud either way.

100% cotton heavyweight navy blue t-shirt with the phrase 'geek.' written in a simple font front and center.

Be Careful What You Say To Your Local BOFH...

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

Black T-shirt with the phrase "Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script" in white on front. Woohoo!

• Also Available In A Sticker!

Looks like you've got an ID-10T error!

Ok, there's no way to sugar-coat this one. Users can be idiots. Complete morons in fact. So why not use that to your advantage? There's nothing wrong with assuming that every problem encountered is the result of user error. In fact, our money is on the user for screwing everything up.

Black tshirt with "Must be user error" printed on the front in white. Wee.

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What?

Well, it's not always possible to speak your mind on the Internet. So cyber-culture has developed a whole new way to curse and blaspheme without necessarily conjuring up the negativity associated with the whole phrases themselves. And beyond lessening the bite, it's much more efficient to communicate with acronyms everybody understands. I suppose you might be wondering to yourself right now "Oh ThinkGeek, Why is this the case?"

WTF are you asking us for? We just work here. Jeez.

Black 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with 'WTF?' imprint on front middle in white.

WTF? Coffee Mug also available!