:: 2004 1 July :: 4.03 am
:: Music: jackolantern's weather-311

note to self: making out in drive ways is a bad idea. mothers are subject to come home unexpectedly and catch you in the act which then leads to relentless teasing.

so that boy joe and i are officially eachothers. it all went down at the 311 concert tonight. which was a damn good show by itself, having the boy i've been after become my boy was just an awesome added perk. i have a new love for the song "down."

The Ultimate Yiddish Teenager's Fantasy

Sex With Your Friend's Momma

In 1950 it was the keyhole, the hamper, Momma's dresser, but today's Bubelah is is vocal

last fucked up show i went to he only hit his head enough to create a red bruisey sore spot on his 4head -no blood!

seeing this delegitimated my previous hxc experience.

Obama Planning to Slash Deficit, Despite Stimulus Spending

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1. David D. Says:
   September 18th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

   That was a straight up old school WWF interview…I thought he was gonna challenge dude to a cage match or something

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Amelia Kaminsky wrote at 2:27pm on August 3rd, 2008 no he's not and don't ever say that again Write on Amelia's Wall

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 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurynomos

 http://kingsavenuetattoo.com/pages/artists.html

 whack

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXSVlZ1HIAs

 new lable same 'tude

 (from the far side of the peir in santa monica)

»Bible«, 1997. Every word in the Bible arranged in alphabetical order and printed.

Presented are leggings, with kneepads, $132, style name:  "Mr. President".

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I’m glad DINOSAUR didn’t play DW songs. Actually, I enjoy DINOSAUR’s 2nd and third LP much more than DW and in 86 and 87, they KILLED live! When I interviewed J, I kept asking him about DW, he was very irritated about that and promised to send me a box of DW records he still had sitting under his bed. Of course I never received them.

Another story: when I told Dig from EARACHE RECORDS in 1986, if I had 50£, I’d pay that for the DW 7″ (which I already had), he found that so odd that he put “Pay 50£ for this, Megawimp” (that’s me, Megawimp) in the outer grooves of the first NAPALM DEATH 7″, haha.

 retard

David Yoo was the first person to leave the Apple Store on Fifth Avenue with an iPhone 3G on Friday morning

 i WISH i was in this mess

In a newspaper editorial, Peter Treue argued that similar or equal results can be obtained using standard organic farming principles (which he also criticized as unproven in efficacy) and that the biodynamic preparations more resemble alchemy or magic akin to geomancy.^[18]

In a 1994 analysis, Holger Kirchmann concluded that Steiner's instructions were occult and dogmatic, and cannot contribute to the development of alternative or sustainable agriculture and that many of Steiner's statements are not provable because scientifically clear hypotheses cannot be made from his descriptions (for example, it is hard to prove that you have harnessed "cosmic forces" in the foods). Kirchmann asserted that when methods of biodynamic agriculture were tested scientifically, the results were unconvincing.^[19] Further, in a 2004 overview of biodynamic agriculture, Linda Chalker-Scott also pointed out that many of the research articles comparing biodynamics with conventional agriculture did not separate the use of biodynamic preparations from practices used in organic agriculture. The term "biodynamic" should not be used interchangeably with "organic" agriculture. Chalker-Scott concluded that "scientific testing of biodynamic preparations is limited and no evidence exists that addition of these preparations improves plant or soil quality in organically managed landscapes."

 cool, thanks man

Fixed gear/single speed Raleigh 'SmashBeast' - $1 (Brentwood)

56cm Raleigh two-wheeled dagger to carve out your slice of the American dream. I've been commuting 10-30 miles a day on this bike for the month I've been interning here in LA so if you want to smash Venice Blvd the gear ratio on this beast is right for you. Its set up as a single speed right now but if you want it fixied get a cog and flip-flop the hub.
I paid 220 for it and its in the same true, excellent condition I got it in so its yours for $200... or best offer.

Make one! I go back to the East Coast the day after tomorrow to my NJSed out Keirin so I'm reeeeeeally open to negotiation ESPECIALLY if you can pick it up

...or I can drop it off if you live on the westside(ish).

email me or call 314-541-3183

(cages and helmet not included)

((420-friendly buyer gets $4.20 off final price))

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 Oh hell yeah, but my bike!

 me and merebot are going to have our own vountry

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capuchin_catacombs_of_Palermo

 

Nicholas Francomano: that's peron's casket next to hers
Nicholas Francomano:he died 20 years later

Eva Peron

(ENTRY 006)

The photograph below shows the body of Eva Peron being preserved
by Dr. Pedro Ara, an expert embalmer.
After the Peronist government was overthrown in 1955 Eva's body was
left in charge with Colonel Moori Koenig who was eventually dismissed
because of his sexual obsession with the body.
Although Eva Peron died in 1952 she was still perfectly preserved as
late as 1957 and eventually buried in the family mausoleum.

 thanks nick f.

 lolololololololololololol do you see whos moms restraunt this is!?

DIRECTIONS AND HOURS  BUY TICKETS   CONTACT US  RECEIVE INFO   PERMANENT COLLECTION  LIBRARY  DIGITAL GALLERY  AUDIO AND PODCASTS   CURRENT EXHIBITIONS  FUTURE EXHIBITIONS  PAST EXHIBITIONS  An after-hours summer celebration featuring outdoor screenings, music, and gallery tours of Lawrence Weiner: AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE and Allan Kaprow—Art as Life. Screenings include films by Target Video and Lawrence Weiner as well as selections chosen by artists Amy Adler, Edgar Arceneaux, Larry Clark, and Edward Ruscha. MOCA members receive free admission and express check-in for two. Join today! SATURDAY, JUNE 7 7–9pm: Music set by special guest Henry Rollins Screening of Underground Forces starts at 9pm Years before the birth of MTV, artist Joe Rees and his organization Target Video began taping and editing what would become some of the first conceptually and aesthetically driven music videos. In conjunction with the J. Paul Getty Museum’s exhibition California Video, MOCA presents a special outdoor screening of a two–hour Target Video program Underground Forces, featuring rare footage of west coast punk and New Wave bands, their east coast and European counterparts, and a healthy sampling of the artists, musicians, and fans that populated California’s underground scene in the late-1970s and early ‘80s. The show includes Target Video’s creative montages and performances by the Avengers, Bad Brains, Bauhaus, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, The Cramps, Dead Kennedys, Devo, The Dils, Flipper, The Germs, The Gun Club, Johanna Went, the Mutants, Negative Trend, the Plugz, the Ramones, the Screamers, SRL, X, and the Weirdos, among others. Image courtesy of TargetVideo77

 i cant beleive i missed this!!

 yumm

 tarded

See what you’re missing

 this Grez character will be seeing me

 lawl, life sucks.

 i wanna figure out how to take these kind of pics

 today was siqq. i rode my bike  everywhere

WTAPS x Vans Syndicate Bash | A Closer Look

  attn tony (via postsecret)

 holy shit this is like the best fucking news ever!!!!

 yum dogg

Meat

A camel carcass can provide a substantial amount of meat. The male dromedary carcass can weigh 400 kg (900 lb) or more, while the carcass of a male Bactrian can weigh up to 650 kg (1,400 lb). The carcass of a female camel weighs less than the male, ranging between 250 and 350 kg (550–770 lb), but can provide a substantial amount of meat. The brisket, ribs and loin are among the preferred parts, but the hump is considered a delicacy and is most favored. It is reported that camel meat tastes like coarse beef, but older camels can prove to be tough and less flavorful.

Camel meat has been eaten for centuries. It has been recorded by ancient Greek writers as an available dish in ancient Persia at banquets, usually roasted whole. The ancient Roman emperor Heliogabalus enjoyed camel's heel. Camel meat is still eaten in certain regions including Somalia, where it is called Hilib geyl, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Libya, Sudan, Kazakhstan and other arid regions where alternative forms of protein may be limited or where camel meat has had a long cultural history. In the Middle East, camel meat is the rarest and most prized source of pastırma. Not just the meat, but also blood is a consumable item as is the case in northern Kenya, where camel blood is a source of iron, vitamin D, salts and minerals.

Cultural prohibitions on consuming camel products

The consumption of camel blood is proscribed by Muslim beliefs, as blood products are not halal. According to Jewish tradition, camel meat and milk are not kosher. Camels possess only one of the two Kosher criteria; although they chew their cuds, they do not possess split hooves. (See: Taboo food and drink)

Meat

A camel carcass can provide a substantial amount of meat. The male dromedary carcass can weigh 400 kg (900 lb) or more, while the carcass of a male Bactrian can weigh up to 650 kg (1,400 lb). The carcass of a female camel weighs less than the male, ranging between 250 and 350 kg (550–770 lb), but can provide a substantial amount of meat. The brisket, ribs and loin are among the preferred parts, but the hump is considered a delicacy and is most favored. It is reported that camel meat tastes like coarse beef, but older camels can prove to be tough and less flavorful.

Camel meat has been eaten for centuries. It has been recorded by ancient Greek writers as an available dish in ancient Persia at banquets, usually roasted whole. The ancient Roman emperor Heliogabalus enjoyed camel's heel. Camel meat is still eaten in certain regions including Somalia, where it is called Hilib geyl, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Libya, Sudan, Kazakhstan and other arid regions where alternative forms of protein may be limited or where camel meat has had a long cultural history. In the Middle East, camel meat is the rarest and most prized source of pastırma. Not just the meat, but also blood is a consumable item as is the case in northern Kenya, where camel blood is a source of iron, vitamin D, salts and minerals.

Cultural prohibitions on consuming camel products

The consumption of camel blood is proscribed by Muslim beliefs, as blood products are not halal. According to Jewish tradition, camel meat and milk are not kosher. Camels possess only one of the two Kosher criteria; although they chew their cuds, they do not possess split hooves. (See: Taboo food and drink)

Heil Hitler! Hitler is the Shitler these days when it comes to cause marketing art direction. Left, that's der Führer made out of 13,000 real cigarettes—not Photoshopped! (here's a video of the artwork being made on the streets of Brazil.) The headline translate simply: "Smoking Kills More." Well...Hitler only killed his millions over a period of about 5 years, so that's not really a relevant comparison, is it? And just as an aside—doesn't Brazil still have a couple of really old Nazi war criminals hiding out in the jungle? Right, it's malaria Hitler, that fucking leech! This ad, via Spain for Africa Directo, is of course very Photoshopped. "Nothing and no one takes as many lives as malaria" is the headline. But wait a minute—what kills more? Cancer sticks or bloodsuckers? And what about bad drinking water? Where's diarrhea Hitler (sorry)?

 hottt

 I hate grown-ups!

Notable acheivements

• In 2007 Abraham became a quasi-celebrity among ex-patriot Henna Gaijin biker types in Tokyo by means of the uncanny ease and speed with which he could masturbate to climax in a no-handed track stand.

• Abraham raised the standards for improve performance art at Bard College with his landmark piece "Bowl Smoker Breaks Shit."

• As a young Junior Intern at Stanford University in 1996 Abraham co-developed promising research project "BackRub" (later "Google") and traded his credit in the pilot to Larry Page for a Revised Edition Mox Emerald, and box of Alliances booster packs and two Beta Edition Shivan Dragons.

With Resources Scarce, Homelessness Persists in New Orleans

-800ish/month  sublet: 420-friendly intern needs crash pad for June
IF you are looking for a C-H-I-L-L heady trust-fund twenty-something dude to be your stealthy quite courteous polite super-clean room mate or rock-steady wing man hit me up!


i've got a super cute gf in the hills so don't worry about me messing up your game (and we're not too loud either) or, if you'd rather, i'm a thoroughly well read 2nd wave feminist who will be the perfect fit in your all-wimmin moon song collective.





get in touch and we'll chit chat and see if its a good fit. i'm cool with deposits etc.





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 dogs are OK- wooof
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 this is the best alternative to hi chews, the best alternative to mambas (the best alternative to starbursts)

My oldest son and I were driving in the car tonight and he was telling me about his afternoon with his cousins.

“Me and Rich were laughing cause Joe was using the leaf blower and keep talking about it blowing and we were cracking up and he didn’t know why. He said the blower was doing a good job and we just cracked up!”

I looked at him and kept driving like I didn’t know why it was funny.

“You know, mom? Blow and the other word after it, you know?”

“Yes I know why it’s funny. Do YOU know?”

He scoffed at me, “Yes MOM!” How dare I assume my 13 year old is not wise to the details of fellatio.

“How do you know?” The bile was raising in my throat. My kid is stupid enough to think I want to know everything, I braced myself the worst, even though I didn’t expect it. I fought the pictures out of my head of his really sweet ‘just a friend Katy’, on her knees and… oh God I think I might just hurl.

“Rich told me.”
(breathing again and I think the color was coming back to my face)

“So you know what a blow job is?” I asked him, wondering (and cringing at the thought of) how many 15 year old girls had sucked on my nephews 15 year old dick.

“Yes. I know. I know all about it.”

Now I laughed, “Oh- you know it all huh?”

“Yes I know all I need to know. Who needs sex education?”

I was now cringing at the thought that my sons first lover was going to fall victim to everything that Rich knows. Poor girl.

“Well you know honey,” I said calmly, “There is more to sex than just blow jobs.”

He was quiet for about 30 seconds. Thinking about what I had said, perhaps pondering what his mother might be able to tell him about sex. Maybe curious about what else could be involved. Then with the curiosity of a child, he looked me dead in the eyes…

“Hand jobs?”

In this (slightly condensed) excerpt, Maureen Faulkner describes a chance encounter with a college student 15 years and 3,000 miles away from where her husband died:

As I pumped gas, a young man, a white kid who looked college age, pulled up behind me. He was wearing a T-shirt that read “Free Mumia Abu-Jamal,” and it immediately caught my eye.

I walked up and asked him where he got the T-shirt. He said he was a student at U.C.L.A. and they had recently held a rally for Abu-Jamal. I asked him if he knew anything about the case in which Abu-Jamal was involved.

He said, “Well, I know that this guy was a Black Panther who was railroaded. Someone else shot a police officer and he was framed for it.” I cringed when he went on with the usual recitation of misinformation being spun by the Abu-Jamal defenders: a peaceful black activist, a social dissident, hostile white police force, F.B.I. surveillance, conned eyewitness accounts, phony ballistics, etc.

I heard him out and offered to provide him with the actual facts of the case. He politely declined my offer. Before I left, I suggested that when he wore a political statement on his chest he would be well served if he knew his facts, because you never know when you might run into the widow of the officer. I left him in stunned silence.

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Bill Clinton Okumu, 11, stands outside of the two-bedroom apartment where he lives with his family in Nairobi.

 lol, him and wiseman look the same

 best list ever

1. Assemble your "tools" (see "Things You'll Need").
2. Wash your hands and everything else that will be involved in the proceedings. Everything should be as sterile as possible to reduce the risk of infection.
3. Snip the suture (thread) as close to the knot as possible. If the cut opens a bit, you'll have the knot still showing for thread removal. (If you have a helper, just have them hold the thread with tweezers as it is cut.)
4. Pull out thread with tweezers, knot first.
5. Clean the wound area and bandage as necessary. Try to not get the area wet for a few more days. Cuts love to open in hot, wet environments!

 Amelia Kaminsky rules!!!!

We live in an earthship 15 miles west of Pueblo Colorado. What is an earthship you ask? An earthship is a passive solar structure that is rammed earth in tires as well as beer/soda cans. While we have fairly severe winters and some hot summers, we enjoy very low HVAC energy requirements. You will learn some things about earthships here and our personal experiences with alternative architecture.

Our EARTHSHIP is SOLD! "><:

 slick shit

Responding to Microsoft’s threat to lower the price of its buyout offer over the weekend, Yahoo said Monday that it continues to believe that Microsoft’s takeover bid is too low, as do many of its shareholders. Yahoo also countered Microsoft’s assertions that its business has deteriorated since Microsoft made its unsolicited bid on January 31.

“We continue to believe that your proposal is not in the best interests of Yahoo! and our stockholders,” Yahoo said in its letter, which the company made available early Monday on its Web site. “Contrary to statements in your letter, stockholders representing a significant portion of our outstanding shares have indicated to us that your proposal substantially undervalues Yahoo.”

Actor Charlton Heston, shown in this AP file photo in 1958 in Rome, portrayed Ben-Hur (above), Moses, Michelangelo, El Cid and other heroic figures in the 1950s and '60s. AP

 

 

Charlton Heston, a Hollywood leading man for six decades, died Saturday night at his home in Beverly Hills. At 84, he had been suffering from Alzheimer's disease.

Hi -
did Garrison actually own a pet chicken as a child? He sounded so sincere on Saturday's show, and Francine seemed so delightful, I'm curious. Thanks for any info.

Patsey M.

I'm glad I was able to convince you, Patsey, and now that you're writing in for confirmation, I feel that I ought to lie to you and say, yes, Francine was a real chicken and she saved my life once in a blizzard, but for some reason I am in a truthful mood, it being Holy Week and all, and so the answer is: no. We ate chickens in our family. My father cut their heads off with a hatchet, chickens that I personally caught with a coat hangar, chased them and hooked them by their ankles and brought them flapping to the chopping block where he dispatched them and handed them off to my mother who dipped them in boiling water and stripped their feathers and then performed the autopsy. I'm sure there were children who had pet chickens, delightful ones, but I was never so delighted by animals. They are very good to make up stories about, though, and so we do. Often. We can say whatever we like about chickens and they will never write us fussy letters or call up their lawyers. Chickens are cool with fiction.

Scope

Chen Yu-Rong (left) and her romantic girlfriend Wang Ping (see lesbian) in front of Image Museum of Hsinchu Culture Bureau ("新竹市文化局影像博物館").

Girls who are friends, not of a romantic nature.

The term is most commonly used to describe any female person who is in a romantic relationship with another person.

Partners in such a non-marital relationship are also sometimes described instead as a significant other, partner or life partner especially if the two partners are living together. At times, since "girlfriend" and "partner" mean different things to different people, the distinctions between the terms are subjective, and which term is used in a relationship will ultimately be determined by personal preference.

When used by a girl or woman about another female in a non-sexual, non-romantic context, the two-word form "girl friend" is sometimes used to avoid confusion with the sexual or romantic meaning. "Girlfriend" is usually used in terms of very close friends and usually has no sexual connotation in that sense of its usage, but it can, in the case of lesbian and bisexual women. The term also has currency in LGBT communities and can refer to people of any gender or sexuality.^[1][2

Though nuanced, there is a significant difference between "girlfriend" and "boyfriend", and "girl friend" and "boy friend". In a strictly grammatical sense, a "girlfriend" or "boyfriend" is an individual of significance with whom one shares a relationship. A "girl friend" or "boy friend", however, is simply a friend identified on the basis of gender. The transition between the two is a significant aspect of adolescent development.^[3]

This term when used between men and women does not necessarily imply a sexual relationship, but is often used to refer to a woman who is dating a man she was not engaged to, without implying that she is having sex with him. With the changes in sexual mores among some people, the term dating when used to indicate that an adult man and woman have gone out together on a date, can imply sexual activity whereas simply using "friend" would likely avoid inferring such intimacy.

It is essentially equivalent to a prior term used, "sweetheart" which is also a term of endearment.

RFD started in October 1896 as an experiment, 33 years after free delivery in cities had begun. It became an official service in 1902, and was expanded in 1913 with the introduction of rural parcel post service.

The rural delivery service uses a network of rural routes traveled by carriers to deliver and pick up mail to and from roadside mailboxes. An address for mail to a rural delivery address used to include both the rural route number and the box number, for example "RR 5, Box 10." With the creation of the 911 emergency system, it became necessary to conform rural addresses to house numbers and street names as used on city routes. This enables emergency services to locate the residence easier.

The first routes to receive RFD during its experimental phase were in Jefferson County, West Virginia, near Charles Town, Halltown, and Uvilla.

Canada Post uses a similar structure for rural mail delivery. A rural route address in Canada may or may not include a box number, depending on the community.

No Sharing of Snacks at School

"Until further notice birthday or any other classroom treats will need to be purely nutritional and as free of sugar as possible … Please do not be disturbed or disappointed when your sweet treats are denied by the teacher due to this new policy from the Department of Agriculture." That's from a letter sent home to the parents of students at Walnut Creek Elementary in Azle, Texas.

The letter came in response to an edict from Texas Agricultural Commissioner Susan Combs, who calls herself the "Food Czarina." She unilaterally prohibited hundreds of foods in Texas schools, and her dictates even prevent students from sharing treats with their friends. "Stop," Combs barks in true food cop fashion. "Step away from the junk food."

 good faith, decent shop  brookline mass

this guy rules, huge chest/ribs/stomach peice.

This is a good activist organization.

Appearance of Leftist Anarchist Gangs in America: When I keynoted at the National Youth Gang Symposium (Dallas, June 1996) I talked about the appearance of leftist/anarchist youth gangs in America. In Chapter 13, I predicted that these gangs would one day appear. Three months after Suburban Gangs was published, I received the first hard evidence that these were now a reality in the US--and some are extremely violent, even planting pipe bombs. What follows is an excerpt of January 5, 1996 correspondence I received from the Salt Lake Area Gang Project providing a brief overview of one of these new gang variants, which should be compared to similar gang variants in Poland, noted in Chapter 13, and their predictable inspiration points and activities.

The gang described were youths involved with a youth subculture called Straight Edge. It should be noted, however, that the Straight Edge subculture is primarily comprised of youths who are not in gangs. Most Straight Edge youths embrace a non-violent philosophy that rejects drugs, alcohol, and pre-marital sex and criminal activity. The youths in the gang described below simply adopted the Straight Edge facade for their gang. They also incorporated other non-Straight Edge elements, such as a neo-Nazi, fascist persona.

As noted in Chapter 11, youths can adopt a facade, but not choose to form a gang, such as youths who adopt the skinhead persona but don't join gangs and commit crimes. As noted above, the majority of youths who call themselves Straight Edge are not violent nor do they identify with the neo-nazi persona described in the following example. The example below is a gang hybrid and not representative of the whole Straight Edge culture.

We first began tracking the Straight Edge phenomenon in 1990. At that time, it was mostly isolated to the upper-income areas one the east side of Salt Lake county. Recently, however, it has spread to most of Salt Lake County, predominantly located in suburban and upper-income areas. Additionally, Strait Edge has been growing rapidly in Davis and Weber counties in similar areas. There appear to be 2 segments of Straight Edge: the militant or hard-core, and the straights. The militant and hard-core Straight Edgers are frequently "vegan," who abstain from eating or wearing any animal products (i.e., dairy products, leather, etc.). The militant Straight Edgers locally have actively enforced their belief system (no drugs, no alcohol, no tobacco) on outsiders. The militant Straight Edgers have been involved in numerous assaults and aggravated assaults. While they tend to steer away from using guns (apparently based on a belief that guns are carried by "gang" members), other weapons of choice may be used, including knives, bats, clubs, brass knuckles, chains and mace. They have also been linked to the Animal Liberation Front (ALF), an animal-rights terrorist group which has committed several local bombings targeted against businesses who sell meats or animal products (leather). The Straights tend to make up the majority of Straight Edge members. While they may subscribe to the vegan philosophy, they also appear to be non-violent. Straight Edge identifiers include big or baggy clothes, shaved or dyed hair, long sideburns, and X's tattooed or drawn on hand, heads, necks or legs. Straight Edgers in our area are typically involved in body piercing (tongues, lips, eyebrows, belly buttons, genitals), and frequently ;have detailed and artistic tattoos. They will frequently carry or wear heavy silver chains, which can double as a weapon. recently, they have been lined to graffiti with racial overtones, including swastikas, other Nazi symbols, and slogans such as "White pride" and "Skins."