Things That Are Messed Up (or Just Plain Cool)
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Things That Are Messed Up

Woman Kills Husband with Acid
 
subaceous cyst exploding
 
From Lee:
Ok, I've sent you many horrible things online before....but this is the worst.  No lie, be afraid.
Do not watch this if you're in the least bit of a nauseous mood, you'll probably throw up repeatedly and severely. 
 
That being said, please enjoy this clip of a subaceous cyst exploding.  I'll give you props if you can make it to the end of the video.  I couldn't.
 
Tree Man!
 This guy cut his knee when he was fifteen and now has roots/horns/tree bark growing out of him.  Tree man!
Things That Are Cool

Robber Shoots Himself in Teste
 
Super Mario Bros Talent Show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGQ20yDDVzQ
Things You Can't Find on Google
 
U.S. Marine Corp Silent Drill Team
 
65,000 lb truck crashing into cement barrier at 50 mph
 
Beer Prayer
 
Our Lager,
which art in barrels,
hallowed be thy drink.
 
Thy will be drunk,
(I will by drunk),
at home as in the tavern.
 
Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spill
against us.
 
And lead us not into incareration,
but deliver us from hangovers.
 
For thine is the beer,
the bitter and the lager,
for ever and ever,
Barmen.

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

 

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car Wearing Sunglasses and point aHair Dryer At Passing Cars.

See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9 As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13 Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're

Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 

We agree, the media is largely to blame!
Madness? THIS. IS. PHOTOCHOOOOOOPEEZ!!! 300 Hilarious Photoshops
www.bestofthemisc.com/photoshops/madness-this-is-p...
 
 a site of photoshopped pics of the "this is Spartaaaaa" guy from 300.
Out-of-Place Artifacts
 Artifacts that have no explanation or are a surprise in regards to the time in which they were made.
Dumbness in Movies
 
 Some reasons why I can't enjoy movies like this.
Toss Up

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