1. An apparatus for protecting a motor vehicle surface, comprising:
- a non-inflating, substantially uniform shock absorbent poly foam pad of at least 1/16 inch thickness;
- the pad adapted to cover a motor vehicle footprint comprising a top surface of a motor vehicle;
- the pad comprises a first poly foam layer and a second poly foam layer;
- the pad further adapted to couple to at least one means for securing the pad to a motor vehicle; and
- means for securing the pad to a motor vehicle coupled to the pad, the means for securing further comprising
- motor vehicle attachment means.
2. An apparatus for protecting a motor vehicle surface, comprising:
- a plurality of substantially uniform shock absorbent poly foamed pads defined as a first pad and a second pad;
- the first pad being a non-inflating, substantially uniform shock absorbent poly foam pad of at least 1/16 inch thickness;
- the first pad adapted to cover a motor vehicle footprint comprising a top surface of a motor vehicle;
- the first pad further adapted to couple to at least one means for securing the pad to a motor vehicle; and
- means for securing the first pad to a motor vehicle coupled to the pad, the means for securing further comprising
- motor vehicle attachment means.
3. An apparatus for protecting a motor vehicle surface, comprising:
- a non-inflating, substantially uniform shock absorbent poly foam pad of at least 1/16 inch thickness;
- the pad adapted to cover a motor vehicle footprint comprising a top surface of a motor vehicle;
- the pad comprises a PVC rubber nitro compound;
- the pad further adapted to couple to at least one means for securing the pad to a motor vehicle; and
- means for securing the pad to a motor vehicle coupled to the pad, the means for securing further comprising
- motor vehicle attachment means.
4. An apparatus for protecting a motor vehicle surface, comprising;
- a non-inflating, substantially uniform shock absorbent poly foam pad of at least 1/16 inch thickness;
- the pad adapted to cover a motor vehicle footprint comprising a top surface of a motor vehicle;
- the pad comprises an elastomer;
- the pad further adapted to couple to at least one means for securing the pad to a motor vehicle; and
- means for securing the pad to a motor vehicle coupled to the pad, the means for securing further comprising
- motor vehicle attachment means.
5. An apparatus for protecting motor vehicle surface, comprising:
- a non-inflating, substantially uniform shock absorbent poly foam pad of at least 1/16 inch thickness;
- the pad adapted to cover a motor vehicle footprint comprising a top surface of a motor vehicle;
- the pad further adapted to couple to at least one means for securing the pad to a motor vehicle; and
- means for securing the pad to a motor vehicle coupled to the pad, the means for securing further comprising
- motor vehicle attachment means;
- the means for securing comprises an anchor coupled to a strap, and the motor vehicle attachment means coupled to the strap.
6. The apparatus of claim 5 wherein the anchor is plastic, that is adapted to couple to a vehicle frame.
7. The apparatus of claim 5 wherein the motor vehicle attachment means comprises a hook.
8. The apparatus of claim 5 wherein the motor vehicle attachment means comprises a magnet.
9. The apparatus of claim 5 wherein the motor vehicle attachment means comprises a door anchor.
10. The apparatus of claim 5 further comprising a slat remover coupled to the strap.
11. The apparatus of claim 5 wherein the means for securing is adapted to attach to a motor vehicle trunk surface.
12. The apparatus of claim 5 wherein the means for securing is adapted to compress the pad into a roll.
