Webmaster Trends Analyst at Google
Kirkland, WA
- About me
I was born on vacation.
When I was four I dropped a brick on my head.
When I was eight I got to tally the votes for what we would name our class goldfish. I told everyone we'd voted on "Bubbles", even though the real winner was "Homer Simpson".
When I was 12 I humiliated a boy who constantly bullied me by beating him at armwrestling in front of the whole class.
When I was 16 I dyed my hair blue and my mother made me wear a hat for weeks so that she wouldn't have to look at it.
When I turned 21, instead of getting drunk (an American tradition) I watched Lord of the Rings and went to bed early.
When I was 24 I started working at Google.
I turned 3^3 on the winter solstice.
When I was four I dropped a brick on my head.
When I was eight I got to tally the votes for what we would name our class goldfish. I told everyone we'd voted on "Bubbles", even though the real winner was "Homer Simpson".
When I was 12 I humiliated a boy who constantly bullied me by beating him at armwrestling in front of the whole class.
When I was 16 I dyed my hair blue and my mother made me wear a hat for weeks so that she wouldn't have to look at it.
When I turned 21, instead of getting drunk (an American tradition) I watched Lord of the Rings and went to bed early.
When I was 24 I started working at Google.
I turned 3^3 on the winter solstice.
- Where I grew up
- Madison, WI
- Places I've lived
- Columbus, IN; Cambridge, MA; Ithaca, NY; Billericay, England; Paris, France
