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Jr. Art Director at Sanders\Wingo
Austin, TX

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3:37 am

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Sadly, @VEVO accidentally leaked @ladygaga's Telephone and promptly removed it. Here's a mirror to the vid: http://bit.ly/csiLZ7

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3:37 am

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3:37 am

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Telephone @LadyGaga premiere on @enews Thur @ 11:30pm EST - Twt to Win 1 of 5 The Fame Monster box sets #gaga #enews http://bit.ly/9pNCIX

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Mar 11

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Vanna White just said, "Plant a tree. It'll grow!" I'm totally f&%#ing serious.

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Mar 11

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Vanna White is a cyborg and Pat Sajack died a long time ago.

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Mar 11

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Runaway Toyota Prius (not in recall) takes elderly man on 30-mile, 90-MPH ride of terror; cops intervene: http://bit.ly/9XooWz

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Mar 10

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A pimple has formed threateningly close to my tear duct — a first.

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Mar 9

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John Mayer attempts high five with Kanye, fails: http://bit.ly/cd0M1a

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Mar 9

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Nationwide's new ads are awk-awk, not in a good way: http://bit.ly/bBb9vb http://bit.ly/cp9sHI

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Mar 8

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How bedtime routines vary by ethnicity: http://bit.ly/9DeWWz

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Mar 8

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The Best Picture envelope should've self-destructed after being opened. #justsayin

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Mar 7

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Very disappointed that District 9 didn't win Best Documentary.

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Mar 7

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Mo'Nique gives the best acceptance speeches.

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Mar 5

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Introducing the urban boy band, Down With Webster: http://myspace.com/downwithwebster

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Mar 5

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What not to do when you're anti-gay: http://bit.ly/9QlFLr

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Mar 5

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On way to LAX. Pretty sure taxi driver aspired to be NASCAR racer.

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Mar 4

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Bad conversation habits to avoid: http://bit.ly/aw7Mvn

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Mar 4

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RT @KatMich: Oh man, if you do web design or UI design, this really is a treasure chest: http://bit.ly/a8hk6S

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Mar 3

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Lovely long-take viral by OK Go. http://bit.ly/cvnSGv

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Mar 3

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DO NOT check Facebook, Twitter, texts/IMs between 6 & 11 PM PST on Tuesdays, as LOST will be ruined by friends in more fortunate time zones.

Matt Crump - Shit. I was TRYING to say between 6 and 9 PM PST. That would be 11 PM your time. Why are you so smart?Mar 3

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Mar 2

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CNN reports that liberalism, atheism and sexual exclusivity linked to IQ. http://bit.ly/cLvCdZ

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Feb 28

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Moments after quake. Wish I understood what they were saying. http://bit.ly/954JeE

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Feb 28

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TOO SKINNY, MORE EATING http://twitpic.com/15rwxb

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Feb 28

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Feb 27

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RT @cnnbrk: 8.3 magnitude earthquake strikes near Concepcion, Chile, USGS reports.

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