The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy ...
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Jul 16, 2009 ... Governmentium (Gv) is the heaviest element known to man (but not to woman, children, and anyone who lives in a dictatorship).
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governmentium - 1 definition - The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 depu...
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Physics question: What is Governmentium? Governmentium Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
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Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. ...
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Mar 5, 2009 ... Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science: Governmentium (Gv). ...
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Apr 13, 2009 ... The new element, Governmentium(Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, ...
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Sep 25, 2009 ... Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into ...
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May 8, 2009 ... A similar joke concerns Administrontium which was referenced in print in 1993. [ edit] See also. Governmentium · Unobtanium ...
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A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named ...
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