Nov 14, 2010 ... If God didn't want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter. Maybe
that's why the T-Rex was always so angry. reddit. -[B]awss ...

Lockworld Herald wrote a note titled RT @bedheadblonde: If God didn't want us
to masturbate, He would have made us all with T-Rex... Read the full text here.

If you know something that would suit here, why don't you let me know. ... The...
doohickey... has gone all... funny, making that gizmo light up... the one that
means the .... Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of wet toilet
paper. Rex Reed .... If God didn't want us to masturbate he would've made our
arms shorter.

If god didn't want you to masturbate he would have made your arms shorter ... I
gave up porn, I agree if god didn't want you to masturbate he wouldve given us t-
Rex arms, ... Yeah I broke that pact 4 times already, and ALL my other resolutions
.

Favorited tweet by @bedheadblonde: If God didn't want us to masturbate, He
would have made us all with T-Rex arms.

Dale Doback: [after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. ... Oh
my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by ... a
Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short ... For
both of us. ..... Dale Doback: Why would you take an apology if you didn't do it?

If God didn't want us to masturbate, He would have made us all with T-Rex arms.
http://twitter.com/bedheadblonde/status/7353697073 · http://tinyurl.com/yjm9lpq ...

Jan 29, 2012 ... That way the kids on the bus can see what I'm doing. ... I didn't watch it, but
nobody is immune from it. ... All happy and giggly like a puppy dog. ... The last
thing I want to hear, if I could get a page three model back to a hotel ... He should
have made us like a Tyrannosaurus Rex, with stupid little arms so we ...

"all sins are forgiven" - if you have a christian belife that is true, but I ask this how
can ... Wanking isn't a sin to us pagans.... in fact, in some pagan circles, its done
as a form ... You know, the jedi didn't allow any bodily pleasures in their
teachings. ..... No way, if that was true God would have made our arms shorter,
like T-rex.

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