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Geoff Tibballs - 2004 - 596 pages
|JAMES THURBER, Fables For Our Time Computer programmers A computer is a |
stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart ... DAVE BARRY The word '
user' is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
|A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while |
computer programmers are smart people with the ability ... DAVE BARRY The
word 'user' is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
|User, noun. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." —|
Dave Barry There are only two industries that refer to their customers as "users. ...
imagination and surf the undiscovered future of technology, but first a few
questions to assist you in formulating your user profile. ... Here's the big question:
Do you ever feel that you once used computers and computer programs as tools
to get a ...
|Section 2.4 lists tests that an attachment should pass before a careful user will |
consider opening it. ... When a security vulnerability is discovered in a widely-
used program or operating system routine, its maker often issues a patch to
correct the flaw in the ... The word computer professionals use when they mean “
|A cute little humorous term used to explain why the computer had your Shipping |
Department send 150 highly ... generate thousands of numbers instead of
actually working. USER. The word that computer professionals use when they
|Because of their familiarity with the problem domain they can come up with better |
solutions than we can. SMEs may ... Positive Aspects of SMEs Concerns about
Using SMEs Save time by providing a single source of May rely on SME too
much so solution User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean
|Compromise: An arrangement whereby people who can't get what they want |
make sure nobody else does either. — Dick Cavett Computers ... Dave Barry
User: The word that computer professionals use when they mean “idiot”. — Dave
|technicians what PICNIC meant, and he laughed and reluctantly told me it meant |
“Problem In Chair, Not In Computer!” — Anonymous It's ... Dave Barry User: The
word that computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” — Dave Barry ...
David L. Green - 2007 - 181 pages
|Practically everyone does. The resulting cacophony drowns out serious |
discussion. —Clifford Stall, 1995 Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts.
— Anonymous USER. The word that computer professionals use when they
- 112 pages
|Every computer professional has heard those tired, old jokes about how the user |
can never tell anyone exactly what he ... end users are idiots rather than
professionals whose competence is in an area other than computing, and with
end users sure ... he word “acronym," according to Webster's New Collegiate
Dictionary, is a word formed from the initial letter or letters of .... For example, CAI
was used to represent computer-aided instruction, but nowadays it may mean