Tuesday, May 14, 2024

Jewish Students Stand Up

Enough is enough.  Tired of the hatred for all things Jewish at Columbia, 540 Jewish students at the Ivy League school stood up to the hate they have experienced since October 7.  Unlike the protestors who hide behind masks, they signed their names to a letter describing their treatment at their own university for the past seven months while making a damn good defense of what it means to be Jewish.  The letter is posted below.   

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Over 100 Schools Victimized in Bid-Rigging Scheme

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Monday, May 13, 2024

Last Call for........Something

 Last Call, anyone?

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Triple Murder Suspect Killed in Shootout

 The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Police ID Victims in Triple Murder Case

   The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Let the Games Begin

 And they are off to the races.  KIM Waaaaaaade announced last week he will run for Mayor of Jackson at the Jacksonians for Jackson meeting.    His speech is posted below.  Fire away. 

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Sunday, May 12, 2024

Triple Homicide in Ridgeland

 There was a triple homicide in a home at 7146 Old Canton Road in Ridgeland today.   The house is south of the intersection of Rice and Old Canton Roads.  

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When You Think You Are Important

 Stubborness versus truth. It's a conflict that plagues us since the beginning of time.  Unfortunately, the world today is amoral and rejects truth.  What is one to do in such a world? The late Dr. Frank Pollard offered some advice in the 1996 sermon posted below.  Enjoy.

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Bill Crawford: Cheap Drones may Dramatically Change Naval Warfare

Ingalls Shipbuilding in Pascagoula, employing over 11,000 workers, is the largest shipbuilder on the Gulf Coast and is currently constructing Arleigh Burke-class destroyers and the San Antonio-class amphibious transport dock.

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Saturday, May 11, 2024

Welcome to Jackson, Mississippi

Warning: Partial physical and psychological nudity posted below. 

 Doing the Bold in the Bold New City.

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D.L. Gardner: Yom Ha Shoah, Remembering the Holocaust

Yom HaShoah, “Holocaust Remembrance Day,” was May 6 this year. Many of us commemorated six million Jews who were brutally starved, gassed, burned, shot, and tortured between 1933 and 1945 before Allied forces liberated 23 primary concentration camps along with literally thousands of other kinds of camps where Nazis terrorized, tormented, and terminated “undesirables.” Never forget!

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Boil Water Notice Lifted

 Backup power plans in the works

JXN Water issued the following statement. 

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Friday, May 10, 2024

Mayor Declares State of Emergency, Boil Water Notice Issued

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba and JXN Water issued the following statement. 

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Waaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!

 The NAACP is not too happy about the EPA's rejection of its civil rights complaint against the state of Mississippi.  The NAACP issued the following statement. 

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MCPP: A Good Week For Education Reform

This has been a good week for education reform in Mississippi. Our lawmakers might not agree on much, but last Saturday, they finally voted to replace the old education funding formula with the new Mississippi Student Funding Formula.

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Tex-Mex Anyone?

Tex Mex food is great, and I enjoy eating out at Mexican Restaurants as much as the next gringo, but cooking the stuff at home is nice too. 


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Power Outage at O.B. Curtis

 JXN Water issued the following statement

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Thursday, May 9, 2024

Food Fight: Ivory Tower Edition

 The Honor Society issued the following press release. 

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EPA Dismisses NAACP Complaint Against State

The Brothers Johnson* struck out again after the EPA dismissed the NAACP's environmental civil rights complaint against the Mississippi State Department of Health this week.  The NAACP's complaint blamed Jackson's water failure on the state discriminating against Jackson for years because it was a majority-black city.  

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Voter ID Lessons can Drive Healthcare Reform Legislation

 Lieutenant Governor Delbert Hosemann authored and sponsored this post.  

In 2011, as your Secretary of State, when I proposed a new policy to protect your vote — and the integrity of our elections — I was told repeatedly that Mississippi’s newly enacted Voter ID law would not pass constitutional muster. The U.S. Department of Justice will single out Mississippi, they said, and they will sue in federal court to stop our Voter ID law.

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Food Stamp Fraud Busted

 The Mississippi Department of Human Services issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, May 8, 2024

Flashback!

 Once upon a time, Jimmy Ruble was a boss!

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UMC Seeks Black Participants for World's Largest Autism Study

 Annie Oeth authored the following press release for UMC. 

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Happy Anniversary!

 It was 200 years ago yesterday since one of the finest pieces of music ever created debuted.  

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EPA Clears MDEQ in Jackson Environmental Racism Complaint

The Mississippi Department of Environmental Quality issued the following statement. 

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Robert St. John: Travel Connections

QUEENS, NEW YORK— After 62 years, and millions of miles logged, I have learned that travel is about one thing— connection.

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Sid Salter: Missed Opportunity, Yes, but Medicaid Expansion's Prospects Changed This Session

While not an absolute, it’s been my experience that political change comes slowly in Mississippi – as slowly as molasses on a cold biscuit.

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Tuesday, May 7, 2024

They Mad

 Some people are not too happy with Mississippi Congressman Mike Ezell.

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Ex-Sheriff Liked Some Jail Porn

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Ole Miss Frat Boy's Indictment Gets Bleached

An Ole Miss student got a sweet deal even though he burned out a fraternity pledge's esophagus by pouring bleach down his throat. 

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Idiot of the Day

Update: Video replaced with longer video showing protestor was flipping off frat boys.  

Someone apparently got stupid at the pro-Hamas rally on the Ole Miss campus last week.  

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Monday, May 6, 2024

Oops!

 Hate it when this happens to me on the road. 

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Mayor Holds Regular Press Conference

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding his weekly press conference right now.  The presser is streamed below. 

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Rotten Candy on the Coast

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

A Biloxi City Councilman pleaded guilty to conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute a Schedule I controlled substance.

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Free!

 William McHenry is a free man. 

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Sunday, May 5, 2024

Shooting at Ridgeland Apartments (Updated)

 The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation issued the following statement. 

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Beginning in your Head

"We don't commit all the sins in the Bible but there's one,  there's always at least one, there is that what the Bible calls the besetting sin.  That sin that sits down with us, that thought that sits down with us, that thing that nags us, that chink in our armor that's always there. There's always that one thing and how many of us have been caught up in a ruinous repetition of sin and repenting and repeating...." Thus preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard as he compared that chink to the mudflaps on a truck.  Enjoy the rest of his message in the 1996 sermon posted below.   

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Bill Crawford: Hosemann Wrench Doomed Medicaid Expansion

As the world turns so too does Lt. Gov. Delbert Hosemann. A year ago he championed expansion of Medicaid to benefit mothers and children. During last year’s elections he championed Medicaid reform to benefit the working poor. This year, with the House finally ready to act, he threw a monkey wrench into the works. Hosemann said he is for Medicaid expansion, but only if it includes a work requirement.

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Saturday, May 4, 2024

The Return of the Cleese

Ready for some French taunting?  

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Stolen Heavy Equipment Recovered

 MDAC Commish Andy Gipson issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: Destroying America

Former President Donald Trump is facing four trials timed to interfere with his campaign for president. His case before the U.S. Supreme Court could decide whether presidents are immune from prosecution. Maybe “No one is above the law,” but maybe some should have never been above the law.

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Friday, May 3, 2024

Caught!

 The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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Screams Before Silence

October 7 was the worst day for Jews since the Holocaust as Hamas butchered over 1,200 people and wounded thousands more.  What stood out was the sheer savagery of Hamas as they massacred men, women, and children.  Scores of women were raped and mutilated.  Victims and corpses were paraded naked in the streets.  A true day of horror. However, such should not be forgotten as time passes.  

Former Facebook executive Sheryl Sandberg produced Screams before Silence, an hour-long program about October 7.  Rape victims, first responders, and former hostages tell their stories of how Hamas made Jewish women their sexual toys, often before killing them. The video is posted below and is well worth the watch.

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Dau Mabil's Wife Issues Statement

 Karissa Bowley issued the following press release. 

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MCPP: School Choice for me but not for Thee

Ever wondered why there has been so little progress towards school choice in Mississippi?

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Non-Adjudicated!

 Jackson City President Aaron Banks can breathe a little bit easier.  

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5 Years for Bank Fraud

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Green Fluffy Stuff - Diabetic Friendly

 Back in the day, I just about lived on this stuff from the Student Union Grill at MSU. Looks both Green and Fluffy, doesn't it?


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Thursday, May 2, 2024

Protest at Ole Miss

Gazan Arab supporters found themselves heavily outnumbered at a protest they held at Ole Miss today.

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Guilty!

 Beth Ann White is going to prison.  Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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